Why is SEPTember the 9th month? 意味がない!!
We deleted July and August. どういたしまして! You're welcome!
A day OUTSIDE all months. Pure global celebration! 月に属さない日!
Every 4 years: BONUS HOLIDAY before NYE! ボーナス休日!
NOTE 注意: These "gap days" shift what day of the week the year starts on - so your birthday falls on different weekdays each year, just like now! 曜日は毎年変わります!
No more confusion! いつも28日! ALWAYS 28!
Day 365 = NO MONTH! 月なし! Global holiday! 祝日!
Every 4 years = EXTRA HOLIDAY! ダブル祝日!
Named by Olympic champion! オリンピック金メダル!
"さあ、チャレンジャー! 本当の誕生日を発見しましょう!"
"Now challenger! Let's discover your TRUE birthday!"
Congratulations, your rent is now due 13 times a year. ごめんなさい! (Sorry!)
Within each year, all months have IDENTICAL STRUCTURE. 各年、同じ構造!
SEPT=7, OCT=8, NOV=9, DEC=10. Latin makes sense again! ラテン語の勝利!
Tredecimber is the future. 未来を受け入れろ! Embrace it!