👏 APPLAUSE 拍手 👏
TODAY'S PRIZE 賞金 ¥28 DAYS PER MONTH
完璧 正義 革命 真実 勝利 未来 最高 13月 天才 時間
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必勝!
WINNER
13!
完璧
WOW!
正解!
🎉 速報: 7月と8月は削除されました! 🎉 ⚡ BREAKING NEWS: JULY AND AUGUST HAVE BEEN DELETED! ⚡ 🌟 SEPTEMBER IS NOW THE 7TH MONTH AS GOD INTENDED 🌟 🔥 完璧なカレンダーへようこそ 🔥 💥 TREDECIMBER IS REAL AND IT'S SPECTACULAR 💥 🎉 速報: 7月と8月は削除されました! 🎉 ⚡ BREAKING NEWS: JULY AND AUGUST HAVE BEEN DELETED! ⚡ 🌟 SEPTEMBER IS NOW THE 7TH MONTH AS GOD INTENDED 🌟
🏆 勝者! CHAMPION! 勝者! 🏆 💫 28 DAYS = 完璧 = PERFECTION 💫 🎯 13 MONTHS = 天才 = GENIUS 🎯 🏆 勝者! CHAMPION! 勝者! 🏆 💫 28 DAYS = 完璧 = PERFECTION 💫 🎯 13 MONTHS = 天才 = GENIUS 🎯
MONTHS 13
TIME 88:88
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▶▶▶ カレンダー革命ショー CALENDAR REVOLUTION SHOW ◀◀◀

STOP LIVING A LIE

嘘をやめろ! RESTORE THE ORDER!

Q. 質問

Why is SEPTember the 9th month?

A. 答え

We deleted July and August. どういたしまして! You're welcome!

ピンポン! CORRECT!
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誕生日を発見! DISCOVER YOUR REAL BIRTHDAY ✨✨✨
すごい! AMAZING
最高! THE BEST
MONTHS 月 13
DAYS/MONTH 日 28
WEEKS/MONTH 週 4
PERFECTION 完璧度 100%
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真実 THE TRUTH THEY HID FROM YOU 真実

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⚠️ 警告 WARNING 警告 ⚠️ YOUR CALENDAR HAS BEEN LYING TO YOU ⚠️ 警告 WARNING 警告 ⚠️
ダメ!
✗ ブー!

❌ OLD BROKEN CALENDAR 壊れた ❌

January (31) 😐
February (28/29) 🤔
March (31) 😐
April (30) 😕
May (31) 😐
June (30) 😕
July (31) 🤮🤮🤮
August (31) 🤮🤮🤮
September (30) - 9th?! 😡
October (31) - 10th?! 😡
November (30) - 11th?! 😡
December (31) - 12th?! 😡

混乱・Chaos・無秩序・DISORDER・嘘・LIES

対 VS
完璧!
○ ピンポン!

✨ NEW PERFECT CALENDAR 完璧 ✨

1. January (28) ✓
2. February (28) ✓
3. March (28) ✓
4. April (28) ✓
5. May (28) ✓
6. June (28) ✓
7. September (28) 正しい!
8. October (28) 正しい!
9. November (28) 正しい!
10. December (28) 正しい!
11. RAPHAEL (28) 🌟新!
12. GRENADA (28) 🏅オリンピック!
13. TREDECIMBER (28) 🚀未来!

13 × 28 = 364 + 大晦日 = 完璧 PERFECTION!!

🌟 THE GAP DAYS ギャップデー 🌟

365
大晦日 NEW YEAR'S EVE

A day OUTSIDE all months. Pure global celebration! 月に属さない日!

366
閏年大晦日 LEAP NYE

Every 4 years: BONUS HOLIDAY before NYE! ボーナス休日!

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NOTE 注意: These "gap days" shift what day of the week the year starts on - so your birthday falls on different weekdays each year, just like now! 曜日は毎年変わります!

必見!
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毎月 = 4週間!

EVERY MONTH = 4 PERFECT WEEKS

No more confusion! いつも28日! ALWAYS 28!

特別!
🎄

大晦日!

NEW YEAR'S EVE

Day 365 = NO MONTH! 月なし! Global holiday! 祝日!

ボーナス!
🦘

閏年大晦日!

LEAP NEW YEAR'S EVE

Every 4 years = EXTRA HOLIDAY! ダブル祝日!

チャンピオン!
🏅

グレナダ月!

GRENADA MONTH

Named by Olympic champion! オリンピック金メダル!

コマーシャル ~ NEXT ROUND ~ 次のラウンド
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誕生日変換器 BIRTHDAY CHALLENGE 誕生日チャレンジ

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"さあ、チャレンジャー! 本当の誕生日を発見しましょう!"

"Now challenger! Let's discover your TRUE birthday!"

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CHALLENGER 挑戦者
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豆知識 FUN FACTS コーナー

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Congratulations, your rent is now due 13 times a year. ごめんなさい! (Sorry!)

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Within each year, all months have IDENTICAL STRUCTURE. 各年、同じ構造!

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SEPT=7, OCT=8, NOV=9, DEC=10. Latin makes sense again! ラテン語の勝利!

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Tredecimber is the future. 未来を受け入れろ! Embrace it!